funky-fresh

businesseswithmemefonts:

This is a god damn front for something I’m sure of it

englland:

sexting

poopflow:

trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

image

imperfect000000:

When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”

dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

instagrarn:

i dont remember this episode of coven?

instagrarn:

i dont remember this episode of coven?