What I’m really terrified of is leading an average, ordinary life with a regular job and an invariable routine, planned holidays, an average household, fixed responsibilities and not doing anything different to be remembered by.
wtf is he supposed to be beating his meat
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices
I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math
when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food
SO DID THEY HAVE HAIR OR NOT