funky-fresh

exoticwild:

What I’m really terrified of is leading an average, ordinary life with a regular job and an invariable routine, planned holidays, an average household, fixed responsibilities and not doing anything different to be remembered by.

guy:

wtf is he supposed to be beating his meat

guy:

wtf is he supposed to be beating his meat

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

lindsaychrist:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

sniffing:

when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food

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john-wann:

SO DID THEY HAVE HAIR OR NOT

gwenlightened:

mybodyneedschangeandineedcash:

phosphorescentt:

fuelingit:

tastefullyoffensive:

How to Eat Chocolate Indefinitely (gif version)

WAIT WHAT

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCKKKKKK

I CAN’T FIGURE IT OUT AND IT’S UPSETTING ME!

remember when tumblr was obsessed with this

gwenlightened:

mybodyneedschangeandineedcash:

phosphorescentt:

fuelingit:

tastefullyoffensive:

How to Eat Chocolate Indefinitely (gif version)

WAIT WHAT

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCKKKKKK

I CAN’T FIGURE IT OUT AND IT’S UPSETTING ME!

remember when tumblr was obsessed with this

yasminnxsimonee:

madeupmonkeyshit:

you know he dead after the last girl

Yagadoo